Yeah hey check this out, I'm doing this all by my own HTML skills I feel all special and smart and shit. Anyways, the whole purpose of this page is to just give you shit to do when your bored. Like the following survey; taken from Ms. Suzie Whetzel's surveys from the past 2 years and Ms. Michelle Skelenka's personal website about her.You can visit Suzie's Page or Michelle's Page by just simply clicking on their names... The rest of this web site is just going to be test results, if I can get them on here sometime, and if I can't then you can have access to any of my results and have the links to the pages here.
Name:
Sex:
Position:
Who's your daddy?
Where are your bananas?
Pickles and whipped cream--A forbidden love?
Do you enjoy scaring underclassmen?
Are you going to make 7. . . Up yours?
Are you suppose to be sacrificed to the leopard gods?
Do 2 1/2 pounds of brown mulch really equal a yield sign?
Lemmings or beavers?
Or leavers?
What is a cumquat?
Is your locker possessed by evil demons?
Time will pass, will you?
What's a cummerbund?
Are you really just a sensitive artist?
Redrum?
Are they coming to take you away?
Do you have a "special friend"?
Do you have wild boleweivels in your locker?
Do they eat your history homework?
Did you catch the little white dots?
Why?
Did they find the body yet?
Is that really where it's at?
Have you ever gone skateboarding in a pool after it was drained?
Before it was drained?
Are you set to explode?
Is your biscuit limp?
What do you think of GORB?
Do you have Ghetto-Booty-Itis?
Have you ever heard of a ghetto smurf?
Do you want your hash pipe?
Do you know what REM stands for?
Have you ever had the feeling of deja vu?
Have you ever had the feeling of deja vu?
Est-ce que tu es la femmel?
Je suis stupide?
Do these surveys amuse you?
Have you ever bathed in gasoline and then lit a match?
Are you friends with Frick and Frack?
Do you fear furbies?
What would happen if a jigglypuff accidentally inflated itself too much?
If you blow up, do you have to clean yourself up?
Wouldn't that be a little hard?
Wouldn't it hurt to be open minded in the literal sense?
Why am I making another survey?
Do you like to scare people?
Do you make people wonder?
Why do we call "w" double-u's if they are suppose to look like double v's?
Do you know what the little squiggly line on the keyboard is called?
Have you ever met an underwear gnome?
Did you feed Gizmo after midnight?
Can you name any of the Fraggles?
How many muppets were there on the Muppet Babies?
Are you a kleptomaniac?
Are you in your happy place?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Do you know Hans from Sweden?
If you eat enough Certs/Blitz mints, will they burn a hole through your tongue?
Why are lesbians accepted by society but gays aren't?
How do you find a polar bear in a snowstorm?
How do you find a panther in a black out?
How do you unwrap a smile?
Can you say ice cold sloth really fast without smiling?
Are the sheep coming to take over the world?
Don't you think they should put a comma in the "Slow children at play" sign?
Do you like to oat, oat, oat, opples and banonos?
Chiquita?!
Do you like to play forest football?
Got manwhore?
Whose your manwhore?
What's Regis Philbin's middle name?
Puedes mama la pengla chenga mi tamalo?
Is this survey edible?
Does it taste good?
Do you like having fun at other peoples' expenses?
Why is the sky blue?
Why is grass green?
Do you have a bloodlust?
Do you fear the little white bunny?
Do you know what the little white bunny is?
Do your teachers throw stuff at you?
Do you study the ways of Dumb and Dumber?
Does your journal come when you call it?
Do you own a boleweivel?
Are the wasted penguins coming to get you?
Do you have furniture in the gutter?
Have you ever wondered where Jello comes from?
Do you have a philosophy about where Jello comes from?
Do you have a photo album of your ass?
Do you have a photo album of someone else's ass?
Are squirrels really evil little children?
How about Oompa Loompas?
Does anybody really now how to spell oompa loompa?
Speaking of oompa loompas, whatever happened to Charlie?
And the blueberry girl?
Do you know who the chick in the baseball cap is?
Do you like to just put the damn hot balls in your mouth and suck them?
Do you have a spare?
Are you a homaphrodite?
Do you know what a homaphrodite is?
Do you like homaphrodites?
Where do snails come from?
Do you have anyone who makes you say hum-i-na?
Do you have random people jumping out of your subconscious mind?
Why is there a helicopter taking off in the sound room?
Do you still own teenage mutant ninja turtles pajamas?
Do you put yor cat in a washing machine?
Do you enjoy pouring the contents of a fun-dip in an envelope and mailing it to someone?
Do you enjoy playing hacky sack in a chem lab?
Do you know what a squirrelsome is?
Are you captain underpants?
Where were you conceived?
Are the merchants really merchants?
Do you bathe in the faucet?
Did you ever notice that live spelled backwards is evil?
Do you know what the number 8 means?
Do you have random naked people running around in your head?
Do you strike fear into all male genitalia?
How do you spell genitalia?
What is the universal number?
What does narf mean?
Do you want to spend a night in a dungeon with a Seth Green look alike?
In Rome, do they call IV's 4's?
Did you ever realize that pumpkin carving is like giving a labotomy without anesthetic?
Have you ever worn an onion costume?
Does putting your hand into scolding hot cheese to get a center slice of pizza sound like fun?
Do you live in a van down by the river?
Have you ever put your head in a blender?
It slices! It dices! What the hell is it?
Why would anyone want to give a rat's ass?
Have you ever gone swimming in a pool of green Jello?
Why you toss your cookies, do you really toss your cookies?
Have you ever seen the glowing comma of doom?
Did you mistake the Grim Reaper for Santa Clause?
Have you ever been touched by the hand of death?
Does Tim have a Groucho Marx smiley face on his hand?
Do you know Ehd?
Did you ever notice that desserts spelled backwards is stressed?
Did you ever notice that racecar spelled backwards is racecar?
Is that all?
Have you ever been impaled by a tree?
Who put the bop in the bop-shi-bop-shi-bop?
Who put the ram in the ramilamadingdong?
What's your favorite type of war?
Did you ever eat peanuts while walking backwards in front of the Barnstormers auditorium
during a performance?
Have you ever dismantled your car due to skittish horses?
Do you have a big cock, like Fenix TX?
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Have you ever fought off a grizzly bear for a salmon?
Do you enjoy eating chicken skin?
Vous aimez mettre votre chat dans une machine a laver?
Le controleur embrosse les valises?
Did you hide the body in the catwalk?
Do the candles smile at you?
Do the candles want to talk to you?
Can you move?
Have you ever seen the word orgy appear on your school work?
Are monkeys secretly FBI agents?
If your parents named you Baldhead Moorcock, would they die a slow painful death or a quick oneto spare you the trouble of cleaning up afterwards?
Can you speak any clicking languages?
Are you drinking stars?
Do you know my invisible friends, George the lawn gnome?
Are your teachers Nazi warlords?
Do you think your principal is gonna go balistic, bring out the horse whip and kick some major bootay?
Are you afraid of lawn gnomes?
Have you ever stopped on the side of the road to talk to llamas?
Or IS it?
Do you like to stick socks to the wall?
Nous faisons celui-ci, pourquoi?
Is vanity narcissism?
All the lonely people, where do they all come from?
All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
Are we really just dust in the wind?
If you threaten to jump from a very tall building, would your friends cheer you on?
Have you ever heard the word lackadaisical used in everyday speech?
Should ambition be made of sterner stuff?
Did this is Caesar seem ambitious?
Are you a casualty of high school volleyball?
Do you want to be a high school football hero?
If a segment joins two midpoints of a triangle, who really gives a damn?
Have you ever used the word antidisenstablishmentarianism in context in everyday speech?
What, exactly, is a flying fuck and why does everybody want to keep theirs?
You're still reading this?
Do you believe in the philosophy of "blood and iron"?
Got hubris?
Trulututu?
When people say get a life, is that suppose to mean something?
Are you in the lost and found?
Is Mr. Rozell a pimp?
Is that a technical term?
Have you ever been poked by a woman?
Have you ever visited goatse.cx?
Do you want to paint a winkie stick?
Are you aware that your mind is banned in fifty states and five countries?
Are you aware that for every question on this survey that you read and answered, you lost 7 brain cells?
Did you know that you have now lost 1393 brain cells?
Was it good for you?
Name:
Age:
School:
Sex:
Do you like surveys?
Are you bored?
What are you wearing?
Do you like Limp Bizkit?
Are you a chainsaw bearing maniac?
Do you like fireworks?
Do you like to blow stuff up?
Are you an arsonist?
Are you an oompa loompa?
Are you an amoeba?
Do you know what an amoeba is?
Are you from another planet?
Do you know what people from other planets are called?
Am I underestimation your intelligence?
Is there a giant government conspiracy against you?
Are you paranoid?
Did the little voices tell you to do it?
Do you like scary movies (Mwa-ha-ha!!!)?
Why are there 2 22's?
Do you long for world domination?
Are you cannibalistic?
Do you know how to raise the dead?
Are you a carnivore?
Do you know what carnivore means?
Is biogenetic engineering one of your hobbies?
Are you a slasher?
Are you a serial killer out on parole?
Are you a serial killer who hasn't been caught yet?
Did you hatch from an egg?
Are you a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?
Do you like Japanese musicals?
Are the people in art club plotting against you?
Do you like to play with paper mache hands?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
DID Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Do you have the pwer of mind control at your behalf?
What's the number for 9-1-1?
Do you find fingers sexually arousing?
Are you wasted, stoned, drunk, high, or any of those wonderful things?
Have you ever been sexually aroused by a ghost?
Did you ever fall in love with a dead person?
Do you ever look in the mirror and see strange people?
Do you see dead people?
Are you dead?
Did your parents find you in a space capsule?
Do you have parents?
Mary, would you like to help?
Have you ever humped a tree?
Are you a single-celled organism?
Would you jump over a candlestick, like Jack?
Have you ever been possessed?
If you put a moustache on Ronald Reagan, doesn't he look like Hitler?
Is Elvis still alive?
Do you like playing highway tennis?
Are you in a coma?
WAZZZZUP!!!???
Have you ever swam across the Pacific Ocean?
Why would anyone ever want to swim across the Pacific Ocean?
Do you worship Seth Green?
Do you know who Seth Green is?
Do you know Bob?
Is Bob nice?
If a train leaves from North Dakota traveling at 50 km/h and another train leaves Wisconsin traveling at 70 km/h, what is your best friend's name?
How many voices do you have inside your head?
Did Mary REALLY have a little lamb?
I met Elvis, did you?
Isn't he a little dead?
Is your hand possessed by evil spirits?
Does it make you do things you don't want to do?
Is it 3 AM where you live?
Are you sick of my survey yet?
Do you enjoy performing human sacrafices?
Do you have a fish named George?
What did Jack and Jill REALLY go up the hill for?
Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
Did you go down with the Titanic?
Are you a blood sucking parasite?
Are you a blood sucking parasite that looks like a human?
Let's get right to the point, are you a vampyre?
Does a rat really taste like chicken?
Are the objects in the mirror REALLY closer than they appear?
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word blow?
Did you ever wrestle an alligator?
Do you know how to spell the word supercalifragilisticexpialadocious?
Did you know I just screwed up my spell checker?
Were you born in 1741?
If someone says bite me, do you take it literally?
Do you have a torture chamber in your basement?
Do you like to handcuff your boyfriend/girlfriend to the bed?
Isn't that a little kinky?
Can the birdie really talk and flap its wings and wiggle its butt?
Got milk?
Who freakin' killed Kenny?
Do you have a diseased elf?
Do you anticipate an asteroid destroying the earth?
Do you know how many people died to make this survey?
Can you believe I made it to 100?
What is the square root of 391?
How many times have you escaped from the insane asylum?
Do you know the secret of the dynasty?
Who let the dogs out?
Does this survey offend you?
Does this survey apply to you?
Does this survey sexually arouse you?
Do you speak fluent Mandrainian?
Do you know what Mandrainian is?
Do you know what the term "Turning Japanese" really means?
Do you want to?
Can you locate Iowa on a map?
Have you ever met anyone from Iowa?
Does Iowa really exist?
Who is Batman?
Am I on a sugar rush?
Have you ever killed someone?
Do you like to do experiments on small mammels?
Do you have a life?
Do I have a life?
Have you ever jumped off a tall building onto your friends?
Siht daer uoy nac?
Where am I?
Quien es trozo de mierda?
Am I a tonto rubia?
Does Austin Powers make you horny, baby?
Have you ever made a deal with the mafia?
How about the devil?
Would you lose a time machine if you lost a limb every time you used it?
Do you like to plummet?
What is a sidereal year?
Do you have a song?
Do you sing it all day long?
What really floats your boat?
Did Dopey screw a penguin?
Did ya miss me!?
Do you know Casie's pap-pap?
Do I annoy you?
Do you gotta catch 'em all?
Do you know the members of the Pina Coloda crew?
Do you dream in digital?
How many questions am I going to make?
Do you know jake_cyberdude?
Do you have groupies? Junkies?
M'I bad?
IS it all good?
Have you ever blown up your school's gym?
Did Alice go bye-byes?
Do you know how many times I lost my mind to make this survey?
Am I pathetic?
Who is the Mole?
Is that your final answer?
Name:
Nickname:
Location:
Gender:
Birthplace:
Birthstone:
Birthday:
Sign:
Righty or Lefty:
Screenname:
Height:
Hair Color:
Hair Length:
Eye Color:
Glasses:
Braces:
Piercings:
Tattoos:
Where do you shop:
What do you usually wear:
What kind of shoes do you wear:
Do you wear a watch:
Color you never wear:
Color you wear at least once a week:
Something you wear everyday:
Do you wear make up everyday:
Make up essential:
Most cherished piece of clothing:
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing:
Do you wear belts:
Do you wear hats:
How many pairs of shoes do you have:
Favorite kind of music:
Least Favorite:
How many CD's do you have:
Last CD you bought:
Whats in your CD player right now:
Do you download music:
Color:
Number:
Season:
Ice cream:
Website:
Quote:
Store:
Band:
Singer:
Rapper:
Group:
Song:
Movie:
Actor:
Actress:
Kind of movies:
Place to be:
Time of day:
Clothing Brand:
Animal:
Food:
Holiday:
Shape:
Restaraunt:
Fast food place:
Boy's name:
Girl's name:
Word:
Month:
Candy:
Sexual Preference:
Boyfriend or Girlfriend:
Crush:
Do you believe in love at first sight:
What do you look for in a guy/girl:
Best physical feature:
Best hair color:
Best eye color:
Do you paint your nails:
What color is your tooth brush:
What's on your desktop:
Do you like roller coasters:
Do you do drugs:
Are you a virgin:
Do you have any pets:
What time do you go to sleep:
Okay, now if you acctually made it down this far, and are still bored after that then you can do some of these...the links are posted after my results...
Jack the Ripper's murders are still unsolved. Kill count: 5
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